Welcome to Ding Batter Apparel: You’ve found the coast’s most sunburned, salt-crusted, and sarcastic clothing brand. Whether you're a local legend or just rented a pontoon for the first time, you’re one of us now. Shop our limited drops, laugh at our mistakes, and wear the chaos proudly. Because if you’ve ever gotten stuck at low tide — mentally or literally — this is your new uniform.
You smell like saltwater and regret. You’re peeling in weird places. Your shorts haven’t been dry since 10 a.m. Congrats — you’re living the dream.
The Sunburnt & Soggy tee is a badge of honor for those who cannonballed too early, reapplied sunscreen too late, and ended up face-down on a beach towel by 3 p.m. It's soft, lightweight, and built for the kind of day where the only plan is “survive ‘til sunset.”
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton — feels better than aloe on a burn
Pre-shrunk, just like your fingers after too long in the sound
Ding Batter original design screen-printed with love (and a little SPF)
Worn-in vibe, like you’ve been out here all week
Don’t dry off. Don’t tone it down. Wear the chaos.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
