Welcome to Ding Batter Apparel: You’ve found the coast’s most sunburned, salt-crusted, and sarcastic clothing brand. Whether you're a local legend or just rented a pontoon for the first time, you’re one of us now. Shop our limited drops, laugh at our mistakes, and wear the chaos proudly. Because if you’ve ever gotten stuck at low tide — mentally or literally — this is your new uniform.
When the tide’s high and the brainpower’s low — that’s when the real memories are made.
The High Tide, Low IQ tee is for those sun-fried afternoons when logic takes a backseat to “send it.” Maybe you jumped in without checking the depth. Maybe you asked if jellyfish sleep. Either way, this shirt was made for the moments that make great stories (and questionable decisions).
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to pass out in
Relaxed fit, ready for beach naps or bad calls
Classic front graphic with bold lettering and subtle shame
Garment-dyed for that “been through something” look
Perfect for beach bums, part-time captains, and full-time legends.
