Welcome to Ding Batter Apparel: You’ve found the coast’s most sunburned, salt-crusted, and sarcastic clothing brand. Whether you're a local legend or just rented a pontoon for the first time, you’re one of us now. Shop our limited drops, laugh at our mistakes, and wear the chaos proudly. Because if you’ve ever gotten stuck at low tide — mentally or literally — this is your new uniform.
He didn’t miss the tide. He planned for it. Probably.
The He’s Not Beached, He’s Seasoned tee is for the salt-crusted legends who’ve run aground more times than they’ve read instructions — and somehow still call it “experience.” Whether he’s parked sideways at the boat ramp or sleeping off a fish sandwich in the dunes, he’s not stuck... he’s just pacing himself.
Details:
100% soft-washed cotton — sun-faded like his glory days
Relaxed fit for maximum lounge-to-launch comfort
Ding Batter original graphic on the chest or back
Pairs great with Crocs, cooler seats, and stories that start with “back in ‘09…”
Perfect for dads, uncles, or anyone who treats low tide like a lifestyle.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
