Welcome to Ding Batter Apparel: You’ve found the coast’s most sunburned, salt-crusted, and sarcastic clothing brand. Whether you're a local legend or just rented a pontoon for the first time, you’re one of us now. Shop our limited drops, laugh at our mistakes, and wear the chaos proudly. Because if you’ve ever gotten stuck at low tide — mentally or literally — this is your new uniform.
Sunburned? Delirious? Two hours past when you should’ve reapplied SPF 50? You might be fried — and this shirt gets it.
Whether you spent the day passed out on a pontoon or wandering the inlet like a dehydrated crab, this ultra-soft tee lets the world know you gave it your all. Designed for full send weekends and half-conscious beach naps, The Fried Shirt is equal parts cautionary tale and badge of honor.
Details:
Garment-dyed for that “left in the sun too long” look
100% ring-spun cotton (soft enough for peeling shoulders)
Relaxed fit — because tight sleeves are for people who didn’t get fried
Ding Batter graphic front and center, like a warning label.
