Welcome to Ding Batter Apparel: You’ve found the coast’s most sunburned, salt-crusted, and sarcastic clothing brand. Whether you're a local legend or just rented a pontoon for the first time, you’re one of us now. Shop our limited drops, laugh at our mistakes, and wear the chaos proudly. Because if you’ve ever gotten stuck at low tide — mentally or literally — this is your new uniform.
Your boat’s full. Your inbox is full. Your heart? Closed for maintenance.
The Emotionally Unavailable tee is for those who’d rather ghost than text back — especially during red drum season. It’s soft, salty, and speaks louder than your therapy sessions ever will. Whether you're dodging commitment or just dodging the group chat, this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton (comforting, unlike your last situationship)
Garment-dyed for a “been through some things” look
