Welcome to Ding Batter Apparel: You’ve found the coast’s most sunburned, salt-crusted, and sarcastic clothing brand. Whether you're a local legend or just rented a pontoon for the first time, you’re one of us now. Shop our limited drops, laugh at our mistakes, and wear the chaos proudly. Because if you’ve ever gotten stuck at low tide — mentally or literally — this is your new uniform.
Loud. Proud. Slightly sun-faded. Just like your uncle on vacation.
The Ding Batter Trucker Hat is the official headgear of bad parking jobs, slow turns at the boat ramp, and asking locals where the beach access is (when you’re already standing on it). It’s breathable, bold, and built to survive humidity, fish guts, and mild public embarrassment.
Details:
Classic mesh-back trucker style
Embroidered Ding Batter patch up front
Adjustable snapback — one size fits all types of chaos
Slightly curved brim for that “been through something” look
Wear it crooked, backwards, or over sunburned ears — just wear it like you mean it.
